Mommy: hey there baby (she is climbing in my chair)
Babygirl: (stuffy) *sigh* I have the snotties (a cold)
Mommy: ohh poor thing did Middlest give you her snotties??
Babygirl: No I have my own snotties and Middlest has her own snotties I dont fink they go'd in my nose.
babygirl: *sigh* the snotties are coming out should I go blow my nose?
Mommy: yes baby that would probably be a good thing
Babygirl: okay... Do I have to get up??
Welcome to a slice of my morning